terça-feira, 3 de maio de 2016

"The Eyebrown": Main Concept of Zagreb Sexual Object

*Note of the Reader: Before reading this post, you should know the meaning of the word "Pincelinho/Pinceliño".

"Pinceliño" (For Me), "Pincelinho" (For Tania) or "Pincelinjo" (For Croatians): Adjective given to pretty girls and boys in Zagreb. They make a difference using their best weapons such as: pure total make up mask, hard all body depilation, big smart phones and not going in groups of more than 3 in order not to collapse each others beauties and EYEBROWNS.


The eyebrown, Ohhhh the eyebrown, It's above the eye and most of the times is brown....O sweet and care taken Eyebrown, so much different types? Which one to choose to fit in this culture? Mc-8819-I, the "Evil One"? or the MC-8819-3, the "Mega Evil One"?? Maybe something more like "Straight MC-8819-11?

What do this Eyebrowns try to tell? Why so many different? Which kind of message do we send with them?


WHY DO WE HAVE THEM??

Wikipedia says: "It is believed by anthropologists that the main function of the eyebrow is to prevent moisture, mostly salty sweat and rain from flowing into the eye."

And we think..."Do this Pinceliños care about the sweat and rain?" and most important: "Do this pinceliños even sweat? Does the rain even touches them?"

Also taken from Wikipedia: Physicologist also say "eyebrows also have an important facilitative function in communication, strengthening expressions, such as surprise, anger or sexiness"
 Of course it makes a lot of sense that for communicating we need expression: imaging that a guy is huging you but not because he loves you but because he's holding a gun pointing at your back to you have to give him all the money...

"HOW WOULD YOU TELL TO PEOPLE WITHOUT ASKING??"

Here's comes the concept: "THE EYEBROWN" that reveleas your physicological state of mind so you can send a message of "fear" or even "help" (if you have super control of your eyebrowns).
You can also send several kind of messages depending of the position of your eyebrown, for example:


 Here you can see 3 different states of mind and how eyebrowns are changing depending the message you would like to send to the rest or even to yourself if you are going deep infront of a mirror. Also the mouth plays a really big role in here.

Now, as we intelligently can see in this picture post by "www.LikeaLady.net", a web page that doesn't leave clear if it's "Like a Lady" in the sense of being "Similar to a Lady, whatever that means" or if it's "Like A Lady" in the sense of "the webpage creator are advicing you to Like Ladies, well not in general, only One "A Lady", "The Lady", "The Chosen One (Lady)", they really don't care about which Lady you choose but Like one Of them.


In the picture we can see the different kinds of depilation you can have depending of the "constant face" that you would like to have.

"Forever young"- They said.

"Forever Young" it's imposible, it's not in "LikeaLady"'s Eyebrown catalogue, BUUUUUUUTTTT you can be "Forever Exotic Natural" or even "Forever Sexy Thick". Even if you are not in a good moment of your life or either you are but you just don't feel like showing, you are able to be "Forever Dramatic Thin" or "Mysterious Natural"...

It's sound like a really good idea, right? Who would not like to be "Forever Sophisticated Thick"? Imagine...doesn't matter you are drinking beer from the shoe of a homeless while your feet are swimming in a pool full with vomit, THE BOSS OF CHANEL or APPLE WILL COME AND HIRE YOU, FOR SURE! because you chose "Forever Sophisticated Mode".

It doesn't matter if your are a chinese clon exactly the same as other clones as part of an experiment, if you choose "Exotic Thin" you would be "Exotic" and different, never the same. "What kind of exotiness??" We don't know, "Exotic" in general.

Sounds great, but....coming back to the point of expressions...you are being robed in the middle of a bar, with a gun in your back, you would like to scream and ask for help but instead: "Sexy Thick" comes out.
Or you are seeing how your dog is killed by tigers in Indonesia, you would like to express "pain" or "sadness" but instead, again wrong feeling: "Seductive Natural".


Zagreb it's a hard city in which you have to choose a feeling and wear it at least during 1 week, some even 2 weeks, there's no place for freedom.

I ALREADY MADE MY DECISION, DID YOU MADE YOURS?

1 comentário:

  1. Wait! That's "Mysterious Natural" on your left and "attractive natural" on your right. Right?
    What are you projecting? Are you mysterious? Natural? Attractive?
    Just joking...
    I like your description of the pinceliños and yes, It is a fact that they don't sweat... unless more than 3 of them are forced to walk together. ;-)

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